Day 1. the humans have unloaded me and placed me in the living room. They feel perfectly safe around me. Good.
Day 2. I've taken my first sacrifice. The loose change in the master human's pocket is no more. I have swallowed it.
Day 5. The humans continue to feed me. I now have consumed several personalized pens.
Day 14. My first test was today. The master human's authority was challenged by his female, and the yelling resulted in the defeat of the master human. He is master no more. The female doesn't allow him into their sleeping quarters. The former master human now lays on me. I hope to consume something expensive today.
Day 15. I have taken his cellphone. I will retrieve data from it while he sleeps, and then melt it down like the rest of the spare change he "lost" in my bowels. Today has been a good day.
It's a couch.
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