12- Hallie- Forks are sluts

Out of all utensils, forks are indisputably the best. First of all, they are the most useful of all of the utensils. They can pick things up, cut things,scoop things, and stab people you don't like. Almost all foods(excluding soup) can be ate with a fork. Just think of all of the possibilities: pie, pasta, meat, vegtables, the possibilities are endless. Even though I have a lot of repect for forks, they are also sluts, just think of how many mouths a fork touches a day. Forks are out of control, they will get in anyones mouth, boy or girl, young to old, they don't even care if you are attractive or have a good personality. Forks are life a lot of people, you really like them but they are just sluts.