Funny one-liners and memorable commercials pop up all the
time. Terio’s ooh kill em, that’s what she said jokes, the dos equis guy, and
many others are instant classics that can lighten up many situations. However,
there comes a point when they start to get old and you have to move on; for
example, people saying hump day every Wednesday. After the commercial came out,
everyone had their laughs and yelled hump day whenever they got the chance on a
Wednesday. But then weeks passed, months passed and people still felt the need
to say it. Why? You would think there are other commercials that aren’t quite
as obnoxious and still funny that people can say, but evidently not.
The solution to this problem is in the commercial itself:
camels. Every time someone says hump day, a select few (hump day police) will
take the offender’s mode of transportation and replace it with a camel for a
day. Your environmentalists will approve because it takes cars off of the road,
and your middle easterners (an area which America has become so fond of) will approve
because the camel market will explode. It’s a win win win situation: You get
people a breath of fresh air, they can chat with Behler (riding alongside on
his bike), and people stop saying hump day. The world will no doubt be a better
place because of it, so join the #stophumpday2k13 movement today.
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