So it was late one night, perhaps a saturday. I was with a group of pals and we were having fun. All the sudden one friend pulled out a shaq soda, he said " hey man check out this soda shaq i got it at a marathon station down in the hood". Then he opened the can and the most glorious sound i have ever heard escaped from the can, as if it was shaquille o neal's voice bellowing from the can. It was similiar to the opening scene of the film kazaam. We poured the soda into the glasses and the bubbles ascended into the heavens. The bubbles were like little basketballs being thrown by shaquille himself. We drank the soda and went on a spiritual experience where shaq appeared as a genie and granted us each 3 more soda shaqs. It looked something like this:
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