How to Hypnotize a Chicken
Step 1 - Find a chicken. Any old fool will do.
Step 2 - Find a flat surface, such as a floor or a sidewalk. Also grab a stick of chalk or another object that will draw on your surface of choice.
Step 3 - Grab the dang chicken by both feet and rest its breast upon the sidewalk. It's beak should also be against the sidewalk, like you're fixing to curb stomp him.
Step 4 - Wave your drawing utensil in front of the dingus chicken to get his attention, and draw a foot-long line straight outward from its beak.
Step 5 - The chicken is now hypnotized. Great party trick.
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