Zombie Plan of Survival-Margaret Cashman

I’d like to think that if zombies attacked I’d fight them off with a lamp and protect my family until we could get to safety, where I would then become hero for saving a baby. If I’m being realistic, though I’d probably get eaten. It’s not that I wouldn’t try to survive, it’s just that I have no boy scout training and eating bugs is not in my repertoire. But if I had to try and plan out how I would survive, I would go and raid my neighbors houses and take anything that could be useful, i.e. candles, food, the mercedes-benz they left behind. I would then barricade my house to the best of my abilities, using trees and furniture and scrap metal. Next I would fill up all of the bathtubs, sinks, and buckets with clean water to drink and use. After that though I’m not sure what I’d so. Turn on CNN to watch the world crumble? Watch The Walking Dead to refresh my survival tactics? Hopefully by this point someone somewhere would have started a resistance or found a cure for zombie-itis, so I wouldn’t have to worry about staying safe and alive anymore. Though I would have to explain to my neighbors why stealing their mercedes would have saved us from zombies.