Assignment 10 Kaylyn Torkelson

Zombies have attacked. Logically, my first thought process would be to find some sort of weapon, find a defensible position (preferably some place high off the ground that lacks breakable windows and doors), and then begin stockpiling the basic essentials (food, medical supplies, etc). However, by the time I get that done, I'd probably be dead already. Or worse, zombified. Let's be honest here- this is me we're talking about. I'm completely incapable of defending myself against a spider, how am I going to survive the zombie apocalypse? Within the first five minutes of this zombie outbreak, one of them would probably break into my house, I'd run outside in an attempt to get away, trip on some minuscule crack in the sidewalk (probably sit there, frozen in fear, like every dumb girl in every horror movie I've ever seen) and then be eaten. So my plan for the zombie apocalypse doesn't exactly involve me surviving. It involves me turning into a zombie, in which case I will proceed to rip the flesh from every living person that I once knew (and maybe loved a little bit). Or I die, and then I don't have to deal with living in some sort of poorly defended human compound, trying to survive on small amounts of food that expired in 2017. Optimistic, right?