Sunday, October 27, 2013

Assignment 10- Genghis Goodman

                 I don't know much about zombies. A very long time ago I watched a season of "The Walking Dead" because a season marathon was on TV during a lazy sunday, and I've watched bits and pieces of the movie "I am Legend" but that is about as extensive as my zombie knowledge gets. However, despite my lack of zombie knowledge, I still feel I have come up with a fairly solid Zombie Apocalypse Survival Strategy. At first the thought of staying in a tall building came to mind, very few entrances and a lot of space, however that would mean very few exits and a lot of space for zombies to hide. Then I thought of camping out in a Walmart or department store, plenty of supplies, however there could be too many possibly entrances. Finally, it occurred to me, zombies can't swim right? They're made out of rotting flesh so I would assume extended periods of time in water would basically cause them to fall apart. Moreover usually people have to be taught to swim, and a zombie's brain only knows to eat.
                   So my survival guide is formulated under the assumption zombies can't swim. It's a fairly simply strategy. First, I would hijack an airplane (I couldn't risk staying on land, or having to spend the night unguarded) and fly to a town that's infamous for exorbitantly wealthy people and that's close to water. Then, I would take a very large yacht containing plenty of rations, and about 50 of my closest friends out about 200 yards from shore. Whenever we would run out of food or water we could just momentarily come to shore and make a supply run. If somehow, a zombie does learn to swim, he surely wouldn't be able to swim faster then a yacht, plus if the worst possible situation occurs, I could always get out and swim. As a conclusion I would basically have a huge yacht party for the rest of forever, or until the zombies die out.

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