The only prerequisite to learning this talent is to have a task that needs to be completed, this could be a calculus assignment, a lab report, or a blog post, the higher the importance of the task the better.
Step 1. The first thing you need to do is to open up the internet, this at first seems productive because most school work assignments have details posted about them online, but instead of opening up Ischool first, open up a social networking site, this could be Facebook, twitter, Google plus, or even MySpace. Spend some time wasting away on those websites.
Step 2. To ease the guilt of not doing your homework, read the prompt of the assignment, technically, you have now officially "started" doing it, however go straight to YouTube directly after reading the prompt.
Step 3. Watch YouTube videos, this could be of anything from ferrets eating hot peppers to comedy sketches.
Step 4. Rewatch episodes of breaking bad
Step 5. Realize that it really is over, there really won't be any more episodes of breaking bad
Step 6. Slip into a deep, existential depression
Step 7. Remember the saying "don't be sad it ended, be happy it happened" feel better for half a second, and then lament the world again.
Step 8. repeat any of the steps above to your hearts content.
Step 9. Of course you actually have to complete the assignment/ task (if you didn't then it wouldn't really be procrastination) just make sure that you complete it much later then you would've liked and you lose plenty of sleep because of your undisciplined practices.
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