One important skill in life many people don't have is the ability to play online shooting games like Call of Duty. So here is a clear well thought out guide on how to becomw that expert cod player you have always wanted to be.
Step 1- First you need to pick a class, as a beginner go through the already prepared classes and pick one at random, because no matter which class you pick no-life cod players are going to continuously kill you and ruin the experience any way.
Step 2 - Learn how to listen to a bunch of eleven year olds experiment with trash talking and cuss words in high pitched brain numbing voices.
Step 3- Hold right bumper until a grenade blows up and you kill yourself. Better you then someone else, right?
Step 4- Decide maybe you are going to try and kill another person in the game.
Step 5- Right before you get the kill make sure your internet connection lags and get killed by the other player unfairly.
Step 6- Curse activision, infinity ward, who ever created the game until you feel better.
Step 7 - Repeat steps 4-6 until you feel like breaking your fist on one of the walls in your house.
Step 8- Enjoy your entry into the wonderful world of COD! :)
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