Assignment 20-Eliot Smith

How to singlehandedly piss off the entire Henry Clay population:

First, make sure that your appearance reflects that of someone who just does not care.  Utilize oversized, baggy clothing and be sure not to shower.  This will be crucial later in the process.

Now that we've covered the exterior requirements, we can now move onto the actual action that will earn you a spot on the regular Henry Clay student's line of gossip.

When you ponder the possibility of being hated by every one of your peers, a large list of nefarious activities comes to mind; however, it is much, much simpler than that.  What you will be doing is standing.  Not just standing next to the bathroom or in a classroom, you will need to find the most populated hallway in the school, locate the intersection, and stand right in the middle.  While standing, pay as little attention as possible to those heckling you.

You now can just watch as the number of people that detest you rises exponentially--congratulations!  And the cherry on top of the whole experience?  Everyone walking by you gets to smell your natural stench.

I truly hope this guide aided you in your endeavors.