Assignment 22- Thomas Ueland

If I could be any fictional character, I would be Jim Halpert from The Office. He has a job where he never seems to do anything, gets paid enough to live on, and doesn’t worry about getting fired ever. If my job all day was just playing pranks on a coworker and making a few sales calls, and somehow we would be the most successful branch of the company, I’d take it in a heartbeat. The real reason why I’d want to be Jim, though, is to witness everything Michael Scott. You’d never find a boss in real life that would burn his foot on a George Foreman grill or say “If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.” Plus you’ve got the one and only Dwight Schrute and his beet farm in case you’re ever low on vegetables. The job itself would be mediocre, but the people that work there would make it great.